Finally.. I'm here..
It's been really long since I last wrote.. But, it's not the reason for me to write today..
I'm not writing coz at this moment I don't have anything better to do..
You see, am lying cozily in my bed.. & I can doze off at any moment I want..
I have a novel to finish since ages, & I can finish it..
I've got a lot of home assignments to take care of from class..
I can also scheme a bank robbery in my head, which could possibly make me very rich..
I can philosophise about ways of the world n feel pity for those who don't like chocolate.. :D
I can look back upon my life & try to remember what I was doing at this time of the day 3 years ago.. ( I was sleeping probably, but still...!!!)
I can think about my future & guess what I'll be doing at this time of the day 3 years from now.. ( I'ld be sleeping probably, but still...!!!)
I can think about who should I blackmail to go to a lousy movie with me a week before exams.. & work upon the grounds as to what do I blackmail with..
I can lie down & stare at the ceiling n practice hypnotism on Mosquitoes.. 'Don't bite me..' 'Go bite Paris Hilton' or better still.. 'You are not a mosquito..You are Paris Hilton..'
I can try being creative n write an essay on.. "If I were a lamp-post.." or "If I were a stiletto.." or "If I were a Motorbike.." or better still.. "If I were all these things...say, a motorbike wearing stilettos under a lamp-post.." :D
I can wonder about how long would it take for me to burst if I had a hot chocolate fudge every other day..
I can try to mentally calculate what will be the 76.345% of 187th part of the product of the cubes of first 38 natural numbers raised to the power 4999..
I can make a list of all the movies I've watched more than twice,all the movies I haven't watched more than twice,all the movies I can watch more than twice,all the movies I can't watch more than twice..all the movies I.. :D
I can start writing my own bestseller on.. "How to waste time in 1000 most efficient ways.."
I can look for things I've lost in my 3 yr stay in the hostel.. and if I find them, keep them in a place where I can't find them again..
I can make a list of all the people I want to kill, take voodoo lessons online n kill them.. *eeeehaahaa haa*
I can make a fake id, go to a regional chat room, bad mouth at everyone & run away..
I can clean my room.. *yawwwwwwn...*
I can go downstairs & make all girls unable to watch ekta kapoor's serials for tomorrow by cutting the cable's wire from a place where no one can find out..
I can go to my sleeping friends' room, pick up their cellphones from near their heads,exchange their sims or I could just change the phone numbers of their guy pals n ENJOI in the college tomorrow..
Or I can wake them up at this hour, blame them for stealing my cell phone n then photograph the look on their faces with it..
I can call up all my friends n tell them that I've been kicked out from the hostel for bad behaviour & now I've no place to lodge in,n start crying.. n then when they are about to say anything... yell.."BELATED April fooooool...!!!!" /) :D
I can prepare for the presentation I have tomorrow.. or for the one which is 3 days later..
I can go stare in the mirror n tell myself.. "I'm a well disciplined person.I know how to manage my time efficiently.I'm a competent n hardworking person.I'm a very sweet girl.I'm charming n polite.I never get angry.I'm very patient & diligent.I hate sweets & I hate chocolate fudges.I study regularly.I....."
I can go to market n buy a feviquick to fix the broken stylus of my cell, so that I don't need to use my nails to operate it..
I can do planchette n call spirits n ask them, when will I become the President of USA..
I can write fan mail to Will smith :inlove:
I can reply to my fan mail.. :"> :P
I can sketch portraits... of myself.. :P
I can make an effort to introspect n find out why I'm the way I am.. get depressed.. n promise myself to do something about it.. from 1st of the next month..
I can think.......... about anything I wish..!
So you see.. I have the potential & the freedom to spend my time in whatever way I wish to..
But then, why have I dragged my super lazy ass to write this super shitty piece of crap.. ?
-- For the heck of it!! :D
PS: There's a big difference between everyone's --> *I can do*, *I will do* n *I have done...*. Period. :)
23 comments:
"But then,why have I dragged my super lazy ass to write this super shitty piece of crap..?
-- For the heck of it!! :D"
And there we have it ladies and gentlemen... in a nutshell, the filsoofi of her eternally optimistic jindagaani :)
all i can say is dat after writing all this u r not put in the category of lazybums who know 1000 ways to waste time at all!!!
and dare u say a thing abt paris hilton....u do it again n then u hv had it....wills smith sux!!
Ankit
Do you really want to kill someone??
Funny. Very Funny.
Welcome back to blogging.
if possible add feedburner So I can subscribe to ur feed by email.
u do me proud...nw i am sure sumone will keep the flame of wellagiri burning brite loong after i am gone !! :P :D
Behena sabse pehle comment moderation enable kar lo ;) waise i think u can write more productive posts :) iska kaa kare..i can do so many other things than commenting :D
HR
ahem! hot chocolate fudge! :sneaky:
reminds me of something! :D
I have a novel to finish since ages,n I can finish it..
What was the novel? And from what age did you start it? :whatthat:
I can also scheme a bank robbery in my head,which could possibly make me very rich..
Give me your cell number. And no, I'm not talking about the mobile thingie :mg:
I can think about my future n guess what I'll be doing at this time of the day 3 years from now..(I'ld be sleeping probably,but still...!!!)
You'd be in the final year at some top BSchool :D
I can think about who should I blackmail to go to a lousy movie with me a week before exams..
Who cares if the film is lousy? All I need is an excuse to go out with you. You know my number.
I can lie down n stare at the ceiling n practice hypnotism on Mosquitoes..
You'll be staring at the fan going round, round, round. Methinketh it's you who's going to be the hypnotee :D
I can try being creative n write an essay on.."If I were a lamp-post.." or "If I were a stiletto.." or "If I were a Motorbike.." or better still.."If I were all these things...say,a motorbike wearing stilettos under a lamp-post.." :D
Perfect aptitude for the MICAT :)
I can wonder about how long would it take for me to burst if I had a hot chocolate fudge every other day..
Give me your tensile strength and coefficient of surface tension.
I can try to mentally calculate what will be the 76.345% of 187th part of the product of the cubes of first 38 natural numbers raised to the power 4999..
The emphasis is on the word 'try'.
I can start writing my own bestseller on.."How to waste time in 1000 most efficient ways.."
Do you plan to end it? ;)
I can make a list of all the people I want to kill,take voodoo lessons online n kill them.. *eeeehaahaa haa*
Will you give me time to fill out my life insurance forms?
I could just change the phone numbers of their guy pals n ENJOI in the college tomorrow..
A better idea would be to send messages from 'customer care'... We did this with a fair bit of success in our hostel...
"BELATED April fooooool...!!!!" /) :D
They may be April fools, but you take the cake for the remaining 11 months.
I can prepare for the presentation I have tomorrow..or for the one which is 3 days later..
Is it the same presentation? You're planning to get it postponed kya? :mg:
I can go stare in the mirror n tell myself.."I'm a well disciplined person.I know how to manage my time efficiently.I'm a competent n hardworking person.I'm a very sweet girl.I'm charming n polite.I never get angry.I'm very patient & diligent.I hate sweets & I hate chocolate fudges.I study regularly.I....."
NOW is when you really need to say April Fool.
I can write fan mails to Will smith :inlove:
:jealous:
I can reply to my fan mails..:P
I didn't know you were with the customer care of Crompton Greaves.
But then,why have I dragged my super lazy ass to write this super shitty piece of crap..?
So that I could leave you a comment like this ;-)
Cheers! :mg:
ChUcK
You are probably as velli as I profess I am...
nice ruminations!!!
:whatthat: no post yet :whatthat:
where is the eternal velli we all know....? ;) :D
look look.. who i found??
the laziest bum after me (nope you dun get the crown, i've had it years before u n no plans of giving it up)
anywyz.. u can become author of those forwards which keep floating arnd..
Bol for ur exams..
n if u still hvnt figured out who am i.. ur pizza order is cancelled :)
lo karlo baat ... i dont believe i read it till the very end !!
my first landing on ur blog.. and awesome one at that!!
now dont prove urself to be that lazy that u stop bloggin!!
luv,
NoopS
Aaaila...!!!
I keep on forgetting that I should be writing in too..:mg:
@NoopS kahan se aati ho kahan chali jaati ho??? :O
Promise me to stay in touch n I'll keep on updating..:P :P :P
@Sallu...sahil is it???IIMK everywhere..bandar!!
@AD:Sonika..who told u abt my exms..:O man!m I popular!;)
thanks for dropping in!
@punnu..eh lo...n thankooo...:P
@anarchy...aap hi se seekha hai sirrrrr....:P
@Chuck..Do I know u?? ;) :P
@Isis..I remember baby..:)
@paras...tryyyying!!!
@runguu...U didn't read my PS..there's a big difference between my *I can*, *I will* n *i have*..
Thanku everybody for dropping in!!!
mmuahaahaha...
oye kuch bhi likh ti kya tu:sigh: kya art hai
dhanyavaad! :D
and what did you do next?:P
NIce one.. i guess i can add few more.. make funny faces outta your sleeping friends.. using toothpaste n lipsticks
mixmatching their shoes etc etc
Nais! I also checked out some of your other posts. A lot a poetry in there -- which, as I've written before someone, I don't really get. :) Will read some more once when I get home and have more time.
That was brilliantly brilliant. Period.
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