Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Back to basics..!

Finally.. I'm here..
It's been really long since I last wrote.. But, it's not the reason for me to write today..
I'm not writing coz at this moment I don't have anything better to do..
You see, am lying cozily in my bed.. & I can doze off at any moment I want..
I have a novel to finish since ages, & I can finish it..
I've got a lot of home assignments to take care of from class..
I can also scheme a bank robbery in my head, which could possibly make me very rich..
I can philosophise about ways of the world n feel pity for those who don't like chocolate.. :D
I can look back upon my life & try to remember what I was doing at this time of the day 3 years ago.. ( I was sleeping probably, but still...!!!)
I can think about my future & guess what I'll be doing at this time of the day 3 years from now.. ( I'ld be sleeping probably, but still...!!!)
I can think about who should I blackmail to go to a lousy movie with me a week before exams.. & work upon the grounds as to what do I blackmail with..
I can lie down & stare at the ceiling n practice hypnotism on Mosquitoes.. 'Don't bite me..' 'Go bite Paris Hilton' or better still.. 'You are not a mosquito..You are Paris Hilton..'
I can try being creative n write an essay on.. "If I were a lamp-post.." or "If I were a stiletto.." or "If I were a Motorbike.." or better still.. "If I were all these things...say, a motorbike wearing stilettos under a lamp-post.." :D
I can wonder about how long would it take for me to burst if I had a hot chocolate fudge every other day..
I can try to mentally calculate what will be the 76.345% of 187th part of the product of the cubes of first 38 natural numbers raised to the power 4999..
I can make a list of all the movies I've watched more than twice,all the movies I haven't watched more than twice,all the movies I can watch more than twice,all the movies I can't watch more than twice..all the movies I.. :D
I can start writing my own bestseller on.. "How to waste time in 1000 most efficient ways.."
I can look for things I've lost in my 3 yr stay in the hostel.. and if I find them, keep them in a place where I can't find them again..
I can make a list of all the people I want to kill, take voodoo lessons online n kill them.. *eeeehaahaa haa*
I can make a fake id, go to a regional chat room, bad mouth at everyone & run away..
I can clean my room.. *yawwwwwwn...*
I can go downstairs & make all girls unable to watch ekta kapoor's serials for tomorrow by cutting the cable's wire from a place where no one can find out..
I can go to my sleeping friends' room, pick up their cellphones from near their heads,exchange their sims or I could just change the phone numbers of their guy pals n ENJOI in the college tomorrow..
Or I can wake them up at this hour, blame them for stealing my cell phone n then photograph the look on their faces with it..
I can call up all my friends n tell them that I've been kicked out from the hostel for bad behaviour & now I've no place to lodge in,n start crying.. n then when they are about to say anything... yell.."BELATED April fooooool...!!!!" /) :D
I can prepare for the presentation I have tomorrow.. or for the one which is 3 days later..
I can go stare in the mirror n tell myself.. "I'm a well disciplined person.I know how to manage my time efficiently.I'm a competent n hardworking person.I'm a very sweet girl.I'm charming n polite.I never get angry.I'm very patient & diligent.I hate sweets & I hate chocolate fudges.I study regularly.I....."
I can go to market n buy a feviquick to fix the broken stylus of my cell, so that I don't need to use my nails to operate it..
I can do planchette n call spirits n ask them, when will I become the President of USA..
I can write fan mail to Will smith :inlove:
I can reply to my fan mail.. :"> :P
I can sketch portraits... of myself.. :P
I can make an effort to introspect n find out why I'm the way I am.. get depressed.. n promise myself to do something about it.. from 1st of the next month..
I can think.......... about anything I wish..!

So you see.. I have the potential & the freedom to spend my time in whatever way I wish to..
But then, why have I dragged my super lazy ass to write this super shitty piece of crap.. ?


-- For the heck of it!! :D



PS: There's a big difference between everyone's --> *I can do*, *I will do* n *I have done...*. Period. :)

23 comments:

Unknown said...

"But then,why have I dragged my super lazy ass to write this super shitty piece of crap..?


-- For the heck of it!! :D"

And there we have it ladies and gentlemen... in a nutshell, the filsoofi of her eternally optimistic jindagaani :)

Anonymous said...

all i can say is dat after writing all this u r not put in the category of lazybums who know 1000 ways to waste time at all!!!

Anonymous said...

and dare u say a thing abt paris hilton....u do it again n then u hv had it....wills smith sux!!

Ankit

Bijay Rungta (rungss) said...

Do you really want to kill someone??

Paras Shah said...

Funny. Very Funny.
Welcome back to blogging.
if possible add feedburner So I can subscribe to ur feed by email.

DestinyFavChild said...
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DestinyFavChild said...

u do me proud...nw i am sure sumone will keep the flame of wellagiri burning brite loong after i am gone !! :P :D

Anonymous said...

Behena sabse pehle comment moderation enable kar lo ;) waise i think u can write more productive posts :) iska kaa kare..i can do so many other things than commenting :D

HR

Anonymous said...

ahem! hot chocolate fudge! :sneaky:

reminds me of something! :D

Deepak Gopalakrishnan said...

I have a novel to finish since ages,n I can finish it..

What was the novel? And from what age did you start it? :whatthat:

I can also scheme a bank robbery in my head,which could possibly make me very rich..

Give me your cell number. And no, I'm not talking about the mobile thingie :mg:

I can think about my future n guess what I'll be doing at this time of the day 3 years from now..(I'ld be sleeping probably,but still...!!!)

You'd be in the final year at some top BSchool :D

I can think about who should I blackmail to go to a lousy movie with me a week before exams..

Who cares if the film is lousy? All I need is an excuse to go out with you. You know my number.

I can lie down n stare at the ceiling n practice hypnotism on Mosquitoes..

You'll be staring at the fan going round, round, round. Methinketh it's you who's going to be the hypnotee :D

I can try being creative n write an essay on.."If I were a lamp-post.." or "If I were a stiletto.." or "If I were a Motorbike.." or better still.."If I were all these things...say,a motorbike wearing stilettos under a lamp-post.." :D

Perfect aptitude for the MICAT :)

I can wonder about how long would it take for me to burst if I had a hot chocolate fudge every other day..

Give me your tensile strength and coefficient of surface tension.


I can try to mentally calculate what will be the 76.345% of 187th part of the product of the cubes of first 38 natural numbers raised to the power 4999..


The emphasis is on the word 'try'.

I can start writing my own bestseller on.."How to waste time in 1000 most efficient ways.."

Do you plan to end it? ;)

I can make a list of all the people I want to kill,take voodoo lessons online n kill them.. *eeeehaahaa haa*

Will you give me time to fill out my life insurance forms?

I could just change the phone numbers of their guy pals n ENJOI in the college tomorrow..

A better idea would be to send messages from 'customer care'... We did this with a fair bit of success in our hostel...

"BELATED April fooooool...!!!!" /) :D

They may be April fools, but you take the cake for the remaining 11 months.

I can prepare for the presentation I have tomorrow..or for the one which is 3 days later..

Is it the same presentation? You're planning to get it postponed kya? :mg:


I can go stare in the mirror n tell myself.."I'm a well disciplined person.I know how to manage my time efficiently.I'm a competent n hardworking person.I'm a very sweet girl.I'm charming n polite.I never get angry.I'm very patient & diligent.I hate sweets & I hate chocolate fudges.I study regularly.I....."


NOW is when you really need to say April Fool.

I can write fan mails to Will smith :inlove:

:jealous:


I can reply to my fan mails..:P


I didn't know you were with the customer care of Crompton Greaves.

But then,why have I dragged my super lazy ass to write this super shitty piece of crap..?

So that I could leave you a comment like this ;-)

Cheers! :mg:
ChUcK

Anarchy said...

You are probably as velli as I profess I am...
nice ruminations!!!

Unknown said...

:whatthat: no post yet :whatthat:

where is the eternal velli we all know....? ;) :D

Anonymous said...

look look.. who i found??
the laziest bum after me (nope you dun get the crown, i've had it years before u n no plans of giving it up)

anywyz.. u can become author of those forwards which keep floating arnd..
Bol for ur exams..
n if u still hvnt figured out who am i.. ur pizza order is cancelled :)

Sallu said...

lo karlo baat ... i dont believe i read it till the very end !!

Anonymous said...

my first landing on ur blog.. and awesome one at that!!
now dont prove urself to be that lazy that u stop bloggin!!
luv,
NoopS

Soul Less Curry said...

Aaaila...!!!
I keep on forgetting that I should be writing in too..:mg:

@NoopS kahan se aati ho kahan chali jaati ho??? :O
Promise me to stay in touch n I'll keep on updating..:P :P :P

@Sallu...sahil is it???IIMK everywhere..bandar!!

@AD:Sonika..who told u abt my exms..:O man!m I popular!;)
thanks for dropping in!

@punnu..eh lo...n thankooo...:P

@anarchy...aap hi se seekha hai sirrrrr....:P

@Chuck..Do I know u?? ;) :P

@Isis..I remember baby..:)

@paras...tryyyying!!!

@runguu...U didn't read my PS..there's a big difference between my *I can*, *I will* n *i have*..

Thanku everybody for dropping in!!!
mmuahaahaha...

Neena said...
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Ananta said...

oye kuch bhi likh ti kya tu:sigh: kya art hai

Anonymous said...

dhanyavaad! :D

Vinodh said...

and what did you do next?:P

Winnie the poohi said...

NIce one.. i guess i can add few more.. make funny faces outta your sleeping friends.. using toothpaste n lipsticks

mixmatching their shoes etc etc

FifthBeatle said...

Nais! I also checked out some of your other posts. A lot a poetry in there -- which, as I've written before someone, I don't really get. :) Will read some more once when I get home and have more time.

Anonymous said...

That was brilliantly brilliant. Period.