Monday, November 27, 2006

Life's tough!!!!!

There are somethings in life..on which no matter how much you ponder..you never get answers..Like..I could never understand why my family & friends think I'm naughty..coz the truth is..I'm not at all naughty..yeah,maybe a little destructive..n a little clumsy..but that's it..I'm NOT naughty!

I mean..What is this...If something breaks at home,my parents think it's me..If appliances start acting weird,they think I'm behind it...If phone bills skyrocket,they think it's me..If something's wrong with the computer,My bro thinks it's me..n If there's noise in the lobby at 3'oclock in the night,they won't think that a burglar might have broken in,they'll call out my name..:

& my friends?They get blank calls,they think it's me..(JS&VJ!)They start getting weird messages from a friend,they think it's my brain behind them(Vj again!)They start getting love ecards by the names of the classmates they hate,they think it's me!(HS!rmbr pulasto?)They won't give me their gf's numbers coz they think I'll call them & tell them about their previous affairs(BK!)They wont tell me about their crushes coz they think I'll kill them,teasing them!!& If I pay them a surprise visit & call them to meet me,they think I'm playing a prank & dont show up!!!(Vj,VA,Mr,KS,US!)

Now,isn't That heights!!!I mean,come on guys,give me a break!!

Yeah,fine..I blew up the Inverter 3 times,but that was by mistake!How Am i supposed to know we shouldnt use Iron,cooler & heater on Inverter???

Yeah..okay..We got a phone bill worth 7000 bucks for 2 months once,but I swear I didnt do anything!!How am I supposed to know that Reliance has 30 Rs. per hour as their Internet charges??And anyway..Do you expect me to be using Net thaaaaaaaaaaat much???Come on!!!!

& well..yeah..I'm awake at 3 at times,but I dont disturb anyone's sleep knowingly..Infact,I don't switch on the lights purposely,so as to not to disturb anyone..Now when it's so dark,I accidentally collide with things & they fall!!& very very accidentally I step on our dog's feet & he shrieks at the top of his voice!!Now is it my fault???Why does he have to be so black??& why does he have to sleep at the places I walk on?

& blank calls..come on!All I did was to send some 20-30 messages to HS & some 30-40 missed calls to JS from my new number..BIg dEAL!!I never sent messages & crank calls to VJ!!
Okay,I sent some ecards to KG under someone else's name but I had nothing to do with the ones sent to HS!

And that day..I had actually come to malls to meet you guys.Fine..I was lying when I called you to sahara..& When I asked you to come to Dts,I was lying then also..BUt how could you not believe me when I had asked you people to come to metros..??Yeah,okay..I was lying then too..coz all this while I was sitting in the food court near PVR sipping kesar lassi..;)But what If I wasn't lying????& I got you people to talk to my bro to show my honesty & you guys said I asked I threatened some passer by to do that for me!!!Come on guys,how low can you people fall??& all that when we had parked our car just in front of yours!!!Shame on you guys!!!;)

And,as far as teasing is concerned..You tell me VA,Did I ever tease you by the names of all the guys you have ever spoken with in 3rd year????& VJ Did I ever tease you by the names of TM,VA,KS,US,MR,SV,SP,AS???& MR Did I ever ask youwhat's M into M & did I ever mention brown shirt in front of you???

As if all this wasnt enough..My sister says I'm a devil in a buffalo's body..just because I..........D'oh!!!

Sigh...Trust me guys..when you have friends n family like mine..

Life's tough!!!;)

20 comments:

tweety said...

Kahani Ghar Ghar ki ... But well written by The One & Only Chashmish err Agony Aunty :)) :))

princeparas said...

Every 1 thinks u r jimmedar for whatever wrong things happen.

Mere gubbare bhi tumne hi fode the. nukshan karwa diya mera .....

hehehe. kidding.

Really very well written.
Same is case with most of us I think...

tanu said...

hanji....madam

dat ws really cute.....bt watevr u say darling u r d devil....n dnt say that u nvr teased vj by the name of tm ok...bt i n va by the name of ng...rem going to malls

hmm enuf codes...lets jst say...u usually r d culprit bt thats wat we luv u for right...so stay jst as naughty as u r...forever

tc sweetums...byee

shakti said...

hehe dearie.. dats u..how do u manage dat..cool stuff ..
Happy Bloggin!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

hey! i too agree! she is the one to blame for disaster and though she has written a pretty good speech but that was not that good to convince me to sympathesixe u(if thats the correct spelling) and all her allegations regarding hs is completely wrong! i wll kill her the day i wll meet her!!and about the billing things she desreve that accusations! she will call her boyfrnds and galfrnds but me from her home or evn from her cell!!watever... the thing is there exists a lwa too called - murphy's law!!

Anonymous said...

and hey by the way it me pseudo hoy who wrote that thing undersigned anonymous!

kickassso said...

7K for a phone bill??????

and running the iron, heater , AND cooler?

why'd you want to use both? :-o

Ananta said...

hmm i knew u could be this naughty......nice blog:).tk care sweety..keep updating

hrtrobber said...

2 k ki k hi rahegi!!!! mere baare mein bakwas karne ka ek bhi mauka nhi chodti na 2????? par mujhe nhi pata tha k itni faltu, thakeli aur bekar(tere liye na adjctvs bhi kam pad jate hain) insaan itna acha bhi likh sakti hai!!!!! soch maine tera blog poora parh liya, MAINE!!!! aur sach mein mast maza aya :-) chal ab zada fook lene ki zaroorat nhi hai :-)
keep writing

AnuragXP said...

Very entertaining post, hope to read many more such posts in the future.

ATB and Keep rocking :)

Cheers!

Anurag (XP)

Loquacious Devil said...

@Tweety didi...thankaaa...:D

@Prince..THnx..:D
The moment i saw u..I knew U r jst the same..:P

@Tanu..thnx..Shut up..I never tease u..:P

@ shakku..thanx..:)

@ HS..shut up u chudail..kaunse bfs gfs ko call kar liya maine..ehsaan faramosh..:P

@kickasso..I diin recognise u..btw I did that on 3 different occasions..:P

@ananta..thnkx :D

@VJ..zyada mat bhaunka kar..:P

@XP..u liar..Did u actually read it..:P??

Anonymous said...

i dnt think u hv left anythng for us to say after this grand revelation of your life's greatest sorrow...
han han hum apke nirdai dost jo har kartoot ke piche aap hi ka hath samajhte hain
afterall aap to kabhi kuch krti hi nai haina
sudhar jao aap!!!

DhUnEe RaM said...

i think the "questions" you've raised in your post about you being destructive answer themselves. rhetoric piggy...:)

ChUcK said...

Sad... I know just how you feel.

Imagine being chastized by my headmaster for the simple matter of botching up a Chemistry experiment, and blowing up the whole Laboratory wing!

Imagine being shouted at by your very own parents just because I drove the family car into the living room.

Imagine being yelled at by the company I work for, just because I misplaced a few decimal places that cost them 5 billion dollars.

It indeed is a hard life. So good to have someone who shares what I go through.

Feigning innocence,
ChUcK

ChUcK said...

Sad... I know just how you feel.

Imagine being chastized by my headmaster for the simple matter of botching up a Chemistry experiment, and blowing up the whole Laboratory wing!

Imagine being shouted at by your very own parents just because I drove the family car into the living room.

Imagine being yelled at by the company I work for, just because I misplaced a few decimal places that cost them 5 billion dollars.

It indeed is a hard life. So good to have someone who shares what I go through.

Feigning innocence,
ChUcK

Amod said...

The first impression is the last impression. Probably you were naughty at the beginning and hence the tag is associated with you. By the way, Remember me Agony Aunty???

Bijay Rungta said...

hmmm...
you are the youngest in your family right??

like most of the others who posted comment here, and after reading your post and the comments...

Aisa hi hota hai sabke saath ya shayad kuch logon ke saath jo zyada cheejon ka dhyaan aur logon ka khayaal rakhte hain..

Anonymous said...

Definitely nt ur fault sweetheart!!Its juss dat thngs dnt fall in place wen u r around..but dat doesnt mean dat we dnt want u to be around!! Despite all those tormenting times when u have made my life hell by making me wait for hrs n hrs..i love u..God has certainly blessed me by givin ur kinda friend..!!
Love
Kishmish;)

Supriya Narang said...

so funny!!!!!! naughty kahi ki :P

whizkid said...

Hey... awesome write up... I am sure, everybody can relate to this... hehehe ;)